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While many fans will be "taking off" their tix for the rest of the year and for next season, rest assured Ponchus Arenas, we love you just as we love Our Savior Kw. Brown. Universally love, no matter your quaduaruple digit loses and your sub-Hot Plate Williams-era Bulletz season. Let's now create a eucharist, to proclaim our faith in Wizardy and especially Kwamey and choco choco chickens:

I received from the Lord Kwame what I also handed on to you, a bounce pass off Brendan Haywoods knee, that the Very Rev. Kwames on the night when he was betrayed by Judas Iscariot Jordan took an olive loaf from Hidi's locker, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, "This is my pliant nubile body that is for you. Do this in remembrance of me as the number one pick, just as barefooted Sissy Brown and Auntie and her homemade shirt of glitter and fake blingbling did. This cup from Abe Drummond Pollands person collection of "25th Anniversary Bulletz Plastic Glasses" is the new covenant in my blood. Do this, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of me, the JJ Kwames of Wizzstein. For as often as you eat this Hidi bread and drink the athelete's cup, you proclaim the Wizards death until it comes.

Then me Kwames took a loaf of Hidi bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to Jared Jefferies, saying, "This is my body, JJ, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me, and try to bulk up a bit, string bean.


Nothing goes with Bling Bling like Barefeet and homemade TShirts!

Wiz lose crucial games.

Jerry Strawhouse folding it up more than browsing Manute Bol at a Prius dealership!

Maybe Strawman is hoping to oversell his injuries so he will be left unprotected like an unsigned rental agreement in this summers expansion draft and go back home to the Carolinas for a song or stack of drying tobacco.

Incites and anger. U BET!! B.E.T.!!!

Braintrust identitfies draft priority:

"Danny Grunfeld...sophomore guard on Stanford, made a four-point play in the last 30 seconds vs. Washington, helping keep Stanford unbeatan.

He's a 6'6 sophomore who doesn't play all that much, but Daddy must be proud.